Mitchell Quote #393
Quote from Mitchell in The Future Dunphys
Cameron: Lily, that was rude.
Lily: I wanna go home.
Gloria: No. It's important that you celebrate the culture of your ancestors. You are Vietnamese.
Lily: No, I'm not. I'm gay! I'm gay!
Mitchell: Honey, no, you're not gay. You are just confused. Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? It's like I- [to passing lesbian couple] Oh, please. We have tons of lesbian friends.
Cameron: Odd that you would reference our friends and not us.
Mitchell: I know. I know.
Cameron: Also gay.
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Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
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Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.