Phil Quote #792
Phil: Luke, I'm sorry Simone's mom dragged her away so fast.
Luke: It's okay. I was running out of things to say.
Phil: Guess I kind of blew it for you, didn't I?
Luke: No. Now that her mom doesn't want her going out with me anymore, Simone wants me more than ever. I guess she's heading into a rebellious stage.
Phil: Best time to get 'em. Never be afraid to go after a girl who's out of your league. I did. That's how I got your mom.
Luke: Yeah, I always wondered how you pulled that one off.
Phil: She was in a rebellious stage, too. Yep, grandpa wasn't always as crazy about me as he is now.
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Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone. All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back. I think Haley is sending me that signal.
Phil: [clears throat] And?
Claire: And Phil gave me that analogy.
Quote from Lily
Sal: Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids.
Lily: It's okay. I'll go to your next one.
Sal: Wow.
Mitchell: Yeah. She- She just means when she's not a kid anymore, you know?
Lily: She knows what I mean.
Sal: I don't like you.
Lily: [whispers] I'll get over it.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions.
Mitchell: We chose forward.