Phil Quote #765
Quote from Phil in A Slight at the Opera
Phil: Did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, that wasn't half bad. Hey, listen, I'm sorry I yelled.
Phil: No, no, no. That's what I needed. My old tumbling master in college used to yell at me all the time. It just made me better.
Jay: Really?
Phil: Oh, yeah. He'd say terrible things about my manhood, he'd throw the chalk bag at me, he'd call me and taunt me over the summer to keep me sharp. So bring it, Jay!
Jay: You stink, Phil. You're the worst thing to happen to golf since they let people wear shorts. [Phil sobs] You just told me to-
Phil: [weeping] No, that's part of it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Slight at the Opera’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you always do this. You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it. I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.
Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: No, it's not just me. Three mothers are giving the party, and we need all our names in the card: Gloria Pritchett, Sara Leonard, Dee Cho. What do you mean that there's no more room? Dee Cho must go on.
Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.