Alex Quote #126
Quote from Alex in A Slight at the Opera
Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No, I just had a baby.
Alex: I've watched you carry Manny to bed.
Gloria: I know what we can do to kill time. My psychic is around the corner.
Alex: Please tell me you just said "sidekick."
Gloria: I used to think that I knew everything, too. We're going for a reading. I'll let her know that we're coming. [holding her fingers to her temple] Um...
Alex: You have got to be kidding me.
Gloria: I'm trying to remember the telephone number.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Slight at the Opera’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you always do this. You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it. I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.
Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: No, it's not just me. Three mothers are giving the party, and we need all our names in the card: Gloria Pritchett, Sara Leonard, Dee Cho. What do you mean that there's no more room? Dee Cho must go on.
Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.