Phil Quote #761
Claire: So I heard that somebody released a bunch of rats into Karen Sullivan's party the other night. And Lee Cooper's camper just rolled into her lemon tree. Luke isn't having any problem at school anymore, because Reuben admitted he made the whole thing up. Isn't that crazy, how all our of kids' problems just disappeared?
Phil: Don't ever ask me about my business, Claire.
Claire: What are you talking about?
Phil: Don't ask me about my business.
Claire: I wasn't.
Phil: Good. Don't.
[Luke closes the door on Clair]
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Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
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Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.