Gloria Quote #335
Quote from Gloria in Fulgencio
Sonia: No more. I want my own life, my own bed, my own e-mail account!
Pilar: Yeah, leave your poor old mother alone.
Gloria: Don't worry mamá, you can come and live with us.
Jay: Whoa. Pump the brakes here.
Gloria: What? Do you have a problem with my mother?
Jay: No. Your mother has a problem with me. You think she's helpless. Ask her what's in that box.
Gloria: It's not the family gun?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fulgencio’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.