Jay Quote #535
Jay: Right to my face, "I don't like you." Nobody doesn't like me. I'm Jay. I'm- I'm salt of the earth. Why are you inhaling my baby?
Claire: Oh, they only smell perfect like this for a little while. Yeah. That's the stuff.
Jay: From day one, I've treated this woman like a queen. I've flown her back and forth, I've- I've tasted her native food. You know what chin tastes like? 'Cause I do. And now to find out-
Claire: What? I'm listening.
Jay: You're rubbing yourself with the baby.
Claire: I have seen you French kiss your dog.
Jay: She was taking a treat out of my mouth. That's a trick.
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Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.