Phil Quote #756
Phil: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! One at a time!
Haley: You called Ms. Cooper a man!
Phil: No, I didn't. I got her husband Lee on the machine.
Haley: There is no husband! She's Lee! Weirdly deep-voiced, alcoholic, gay Lee Cooper who you invited out for a glass of wine!
Alex: Thanks to your little charm offensive with Karen, one thing did change about her party, I'm not invited!
Luke: "Quiddiculous"? "Epic fail"? Now the whole school is just laughing at both of us.
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Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.