Cameron Quote #524
Quote from Cameron in Fulgencio
Cameron: Hey, handsome.
Brett: Yep, I did it. Pulled the trigger and got a perm.
Mitchell: You sure did.
Brett: Did it myself, right in the kitchen. You don't need to spend a million to look like a million. Uh, you know, my coffee's probably ready, so, bye.
Crispin: Okay, that's like a chia pet, right? Maybe a drag production of "Annie"?
Mitchell: Oh, actually, Lily, I-I think Uncle Crispin's forgetting that Brett has feelings, and we need to try and not hurt them.
Cameron: Yes, and maybe we should remind Uncle Crispin that when you say nice things to people, they say nice things back.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fulgencio’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.