Phil Quote #750
Phil: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Family meeting. Everybody grab some 'za. We're gonna talk about this. Listen, I know you guys like to go to mom because she's Mr. Tough Guy Problem-Solver.
Alex: She gets results.
Phil: Yeah, she does. She does. You're right. Like the last time we got pizza from our favorite place here. Remember that? We got shortchanged, she cursed a blue streak and got our money back? How's that pizza, by the way?
Haley: Pretty good.
Alex: It's okay.
Phil: Liars! It's garbage. That's not Scardino's, it's Scandoni's. You know why? 'Cause your mom's little blow-up got us banned from Scardino's for life. So maybe your mom's way isn't always the best way. Now why don't you guys tell me what's going on?
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[aside to camera:]
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