Mitchell Quote #370
Quote from Mitchell in Fulgencio
Mitchell: Can we wear the same outfits at Crispin's party that we're wearing to the baptism?
Cameron: Oh, you know what? I don't know. Because you wanna be subdued at church and then fabulous at night.
Mitchell: You know who would make a fortune? The designer who comes up with the little black dress for men.
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Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.