Jay Quote #531
Jay: Hey, you're all awake. I didn't hear you.
Pilar: Oh, look at my two handsome men. Mi niño, Fulgencio Umberto.
Jay: You know, about the name, we're not entirely sure-
Pilar: Sonia, vámonos. Good-bye, Fulgencio. Say good-bye to Fulgencio.
Sonia: Good-bye, Fulgencio.
Jay: His name is Joe.
Gloria: You tell her that we're not naming him after her dead husband or his father before him. His name was-
Jay: Please don't say it again.
Gloria: Jay, I cannot go against my mother's will. But she likes you. Maybe if you convince her.
Jay: Fulgencio Umberto, the initials are F.U. Pritchett. Which is exactly the way it feels right now.
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Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.