Claire Quote #321
Quote from Claire in Party Crasher
Haley: Hey, guys? So Kenny and I were thinking about going to this restaurant.
Claire: Oh, sure. I don't have a problem with that. Do you, Phil?
Phil: No. In fact, it has been such a pleasure getting to know Kenny, it's our treat.
Haley: Are you kidding?
Phil: No!
Claire: Give them your credit card, Phil.
Haley: Also, uh, this restaurant is pretty far away, so we might be out late.
Claire: Well, sweetheart, you are only young once.
Haley: Oh, might even make sense to just stay in a hotel.
Claire: Okay. Put it on the plastic!
Haley: Great! Okay. See you tomorrow!
Claire: Buh-bye.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.