Gloria Quote #332
Quote from Gloria in Party Crasher
Jay: The contractions are coming a little bit closer. I think we have to call for a nurse.
Gloria: No, no, Jay! No, please! I'm sorry.
Jay: For what?
Gloria: I don't know yet, but I know that babies make mothers crazy. And I'm going to be making mistakes, and the I'm going to be blaming you. Please don't leave me.
Jay: You're a little emotional right now.
Gloria: But it's been so long for me, and a hundred years for you. Are we still going to be good at this?
Jay: It's gonna be an adventure, but that's what you and I do best. Look at today. I can't ever remember having more fun with you.
Gloria: I'm so lucky. Now get out.
Jay: But I thought you wanted me to-
Gloria: No, not you. Get out!
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Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.