Manny Quote #235

Quote from Manny in Party Crasher

Manny: Mom, look. Yeah, I've felt a little neglected lately, but I've had you to myself for 14 years.
Gloria: That makes me a little sad.
Jay: Oh, please. If we had actually forgotten his birthday, he'd be out right now kissing a cute brunette. Things work out.
Gloria: You know that I love you no matter what?
Manny: You're trying to hold another person inside of you to spare my feelings. Message received.

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 ‘Party Crasher’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.

Quote from Phil

Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.