Mitchell Quote #367
Quote from Mitchell in Party Crasher
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I'm an idiot. I know Cam's been struggling since he went back to teaching. The students, the faculty, none of it's clicking. The last thing he needed was me going on about my latest work triumph. And then it got worse.
[cut to:]
Lily: Come on, daddy. It's time for our wedding.
Cameron: What's happening?
Mitchell: Oh, Lily and I are gettin' married.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.