Claire Quote #318
Quote from Claire in Party Crasher
Claire: I need to keep my eyes on Phil.
Mitchell: Ooh, what's happening?
Claire: He's about to drop the hammer on Haley's new boyfriend. He's twice her age, and it's disgusting.
Mitchell: Yeah, reminds me of a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated.
Claire: Oh. Todd. Mm. He had a Camaro and power.
Mitchell: Ugh! He was nasty. You just did it to get a rise out of dad.
Claire: Yeah, well, look how well that worked out. It didn't bother dad at all, and then I was stuck with a guy who smelled like potato skins and said "supposably."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.