Manny Quote #233
Quote from Manny in Diamond in the Rough
Phil: Two outs, bottom of the sixth, tied at 4. This is it, folks. The whole game comes down to this. Manny Delgado 0 for 3 on the day. Gloria, your thoughts?
Gloria: I think he's going to hit the home run.
Jay: Please, God, give me one.
Gloria: Manny, stand up straight!
Jay: But bend your knees.
Claire: Widen your stance!
Manny: Would you please let me just-
Umpire: Take your base!
Luke: You did it! Run, Manny!
Manny: I did it?
Jay: No, no, no, no! Not that way!
Luke: Wrong way!
Jay: Oh, why do I bother? He's gonna do what he wants.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Diamond in the Rough’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Claire: So what do you think? Can we turn this into a baseball field?
Cameron: Oh, yeah. No problem. You know, back on the farm, I once turned an acre of corn into a snowflake-shaped maze. It'd still be there if our neighbor Billy Bob Sheinberg hadn't seen it from his crop duster and said it looked like a swastika.
Quote from Luke
Cameron: So how good's Luke's team anyway?
Claire: Well, you may have seen them on Youtube under "Boy stuck in batting helmet" or "Pitcher beans self." But a few of them went through puberty early this year, so...
Luke: They say it's because of hormones in our milk. But whatever it is, they really jacked up.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Come on, Jay. Say something to the baby.
Jay: Darlene's an idiot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, beautiful. Your first words to our baby, "Darlene is an idiot."
Jay: This is stupid. The baby's only 2 inches away. He doesn't need speakers blasting at him. Like in restaurants nowadays where you can't even hear yourself think. Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want. Why do I bother?
Manny: Get used to that. Sometimes you just gotta let him go. Then he eats some sherbet and falls asleep.