Joe Quote #2

Quote from Joe in When a Tree Falls

Phil: Sorry about that. I went a little nuts there. I don't know what happened.
Jay: I do. I was ragging on you in front of your friends.
Phil: Oh, yeah.
Jay: Sorry about that. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Phil: Why not?
Jay: I got 20, 25 years on those guys. We got nothing in common. It's only gonna get worse. I mean, what's it gonna be like with the new kid in ten years?
Phil: Oh, my goodness. You're insecure and vulnerable. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Jay: Shut up.
Phil: Who's a shy bunny?
Jay: You wanna go one more round, without the gloves?

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 ‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes

Quote from Claire

Gloria: Ugh. I want to be so mad at him, but he's right. I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb.
Claire: It happens. I get it. You have another human being inside of you, competing for resources. Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name.
Gloria: Same with Haley and Luke?
Claire: Mm, not so much. They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing.

Quote from Luke

Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.