Jay Quote #506
Quote from Jay in When a Tree Falls
Jerry: Jay, you got any good apps?
Jay: I don't know. I got call waiting. Is that an app? [all laugh] You guys laugh a lot, huh?
Phil: Jay's a little technologically challenged.
Jay: From a guy who can't drive a stick.
Jerry: What?
Bill: You can't?
Jay: Well he called me to rescue him one time. He got stuck on a hill. He was afraid to let go of the clutch. Well by the time I got there, traffic's backed up half a mile, everybody's yelling at him. He's in tears.
Phil: Not tears. Maybe sweat.
Jay: Yeah, sweatin' out your eyes.
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‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Gloria: Ugh. I want to be so mad at him, but he's right. I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb.
Claire: It happens. I get it. You have another human being inside of you, competing for resources. Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name.
Gloria: Same with Haley and Luke?
Claire: Mm, not so much. They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.