Cameron Quote #501
Quote from Cameron in When a Tree Falls
Cameron: I blame myself. I've taken on too much.
Mitchell: What exactly have you taken on?
Cameron: Are you kidding me? Teaching music? This dresser handle project? My role in the musical?
Mitchell: Oh, that.
Cameron: You know what? I don't like your tone. The understudy's the most challenging role in any production. You have to be ready at a moment's notice to go on and face a disappointed audience who was there to see Kenny van Heffington.
Mitchell: Our insurance guy?
Cameron: He's breathtaking.
Mitchell: Really?
Cameron: Yeah, I hate him. Anyway, what was I talking about?
Mitchell: Putting new handles on the dresser.
Cameron: Right. The tree. I have to do something.
Modern Family Quotes
‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Gloria: Ugh. I want to be so mad at him, but he's right. I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb.
Claire: It happens. I get it. You have another human being inside of you, competing for resources. Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name.
Gloria: Same with Haley and Luke?
Claire: Mm, not so much. They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.