Jay Quote #500
Quote from Jay in Mistery Date
Mitchell: Look, dad, I- I had to give up my home office for Lily's bedroom, and I was upset about it, too. Wasn't hugging bunnies, but-
Jay: All right.
Mitchell: I- I realized that it wasn't about an office or a room. It was about how Lily was gonna change everything. But once we got her in there, I don't know. I-I just- I never looked back.
Jay: Yeah, I guess I'm just nervous about everything, you know. Thanks, kid. You know, I'm just recalling me grumbling about giving up my MG Roadster when you and Claire came along. Great car. No backseat.
Mitchell: Isn't it funny? The stupid things that we think-
Jay: She was my baby.
Mitchell: -are so important.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mistery Date’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Soothing, right? You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax.
Gloria: No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder. How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?
Cameron: She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer. A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to- Oh, my gosh, I taught Lily this song.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How can she not be here, either? This is hopeless.
Luke: Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea?
Manny: How do you know all this stuff?
Luke: Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: I am sorry, but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cameron: You can be both. My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."
Mitchell: Wow. She really set you up for that one, didn't she?
Cameron: Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing.