Luke Quote #198
Quote from Luke in Mistery Date
Manny: No girl's ever smiled at me like that. Luke, we have to go to that bar mitzvah.
Luke: Why?
Manny: There was a connection. I know this sounds crazy, but I feel like my whole life has led to this moment.
Luke: You made a very similar speech to get my mom to stop for those churros.
Manny: Luke, I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am. You're a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Luke: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
Manny: Oh, no. Three bar mitzvahs?
Luke: Now it's interesting.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mistery Date’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Soothing, right? You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax.
Gloria: No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder. How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?
Cameron: She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer. A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to- Oh, my gosh, I taught Lily this song.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How can she not be here, either? This is hopeless.
Luke: Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea?
Manny: How do you know all this stuff?
Luke: Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: I am sorry, but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cameron: You can be both. My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."
Mitchell: Wow. She really set you up for that one, didn't she?
Cameron: Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing.