Haley Quote #148
Dean Miller: Miss Dunphy, is there anything you would like to say in your defense?
Haley: Actually, I have no defense. I was drinking. I am underage. I ran from the police. And even though it was an accident, I injured an officer. I am very, very sorry. I've made a lot of bad decisions since I've been here, and it's time I take some responsibility. Like sometimes in the dining hall, I slip my pinky under the scale when they weigh my salad. Also, I've missed more morning classes than I've been to. I don't know what the policy is on dating T.A.s, but I think I broke it.
Phil: Huh?
Haley: Twice.
Phil: Oh, man.
Haley: Oh, and if we're gonna be completely honest, on my application to get in here, I lied about the fact that I was-
Phil: Uh, objection!
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