Cameron Quote #488
Quote from Cameron in Arrested
Nurse: What happened?
Cameron: Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon that was so good, he couldn't tell the difference. [answering phone] Mitchell, I can't talk right now.
Claire: Cam, it's Claire. My phone died. I just wanted to make sure the kids got to school okay.
Cameron: Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have?
Doctor: I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?
Alex: Right here.
Claire: What was that?
Cameron: Oh, I'm just watching an original lifetime movie called "The Boy Who Can't Breathe."
Claire: That sounded like Alex.
Cameron: Nope. Just Amanda Bynes.
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Quote from Luke
Lily: What does this do?
Luke: I don't know, but thanks to Obama, you're paying for it.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [on the phone] What are you doing there?
Mitchell: They asked me to come along in case they needed a lawyer.
Jay: Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?
Phil: Oh, God. Should we?
Mitchell: I am a real lawyer, people. Environmental law is a thing.
Jay: Don't get all sensitive on me. I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas.
Mitchell: Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. I-I defend pandas in court.
Phil: That's adorable.
Jay: You know what I'm talking about. Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, like Perry Mason.
Mitchell: Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?
Quote from Phil
Claire: What are you wearing?
Haley: What? What's wrong with it?
Claire: Honey, you are fighting for your future in front of a disciplinary committee, not entertaining the secret service.
Haley: In "Legally Blonde," Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.