Cameron Quote #485
Quote from Cameron in Arrested
Claire: [on the phone] Look, could you drive up to the college with us? I think we're gonna need a lawyer.
Mitchell: Yes, of course. And Cam and Lily can come over and stay with Alex and Luke.
Cameron: I'll guard them with my life.
Claire: I hate to bother him.
Mitchell: No, no, don't be silly. He's happy to do it. Okay, we'll be over in a little bit. [hangs up]
Cameron: Oh, I get it. When you told Claire I would come over and watch the kids, she was resistant because she doesn't trust my parenting skills.
Mitchell: No. Don't be silly. She just didn't want to put you out.
Cameron: She's got a daughter behind bars and she's got the nerve to say I'm a bad parent?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Arrested’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Lily: What does this do?
Luke: I don't know, but thanks to Obama, you're paying for it.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [on the phone] What are you doing there?
Mitchell: They asked me to come along in case they needed a lawyer.
Jay: Shouldn't they have a real lawyer?
Phil: Oh, God. Should we?
Mitchell: I am a real lawyer, people. Environmental law is a thing.
Jay: Don't get all sensitive on me. I mean someone who doesn't defend pandas.
Mitchell: Yeah, dad, 'cause that's what I do. I-I defend pandas in court.
Phil: That's adorable.
Jay: You know what I'm talking about. Haley needs somebody who knows criminal law, like Perry Mason.
Mitchell: Okay, so I'm not a real lawyer, but Perry Mason is?
Quote from Phil
Claire: What are you wearing?
Haley: What? What's wrong with it?
Claire: Honey, you are fighting for your future in front of a disciplinary committee, not entertaining the secret service.
Haley: In "Legally Blonde," Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.