Jay Quote #483
Quote from Jay in Open House of Horrors
Sam: I noticed you walking in with your wife earlier. She's stunning.
Jay: You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife. Half the world thinks she's my daughter.
Sam: Well, if you ask me, she's a lucky girl. Bummer for me, though. Handsomest man in here, and he's taken.
Jay: I'll bet you do all right with the boys.
Sam: I do. It's the men I'm interested in.
Jay: You just put it all right out there, don't you?
Sam: I always try to hold a little something back.
Cameron: Oh, my gosh.
Gloria: No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave him.
Cameron: No, but you know that's a
Gloria: I know. He needs this.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.