Luke Quote #183
Quote from Luke in Open House of Horrors
Durkas: Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
Manny: Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
Durkas: You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
Luke: [dressed as the devil] You're totally going to that.
Reuben: [dressed as an Angels player] Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
Luke: You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
Reuben: You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
Luke: Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.