Phil Quote #672
Phil: [running] Oh. Hey, Jay! How you doing?
Jay: Phil, you gotta stop running from things because-
Phil: Running? I'm not running. You're running.
Jay: Look, I'm not up for another round with this. Just get in the damn car! I'm not having a great day!
Phil: You're not having a great day?! Are you about to get spayed like a common schnauzer?!
Jay: They don't spay you, they fix you. You're a man!
Phil: I just want to stay one!
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Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, you don't seem so happy. You usually love when I pull you out of school to play hockey.
Manny: "A," it's "hooky," and "B," don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.
Gloria: Did something bad happen at school?
Manny: They fired the music teacher.
Gloria: Mr. Hideo Namagachi?
Manny: That you say perfectly.
Quote from Claire
Phil: [on the phone] Claire, where are you?
Claire: Oh, honey, I just had a hellish experience at the post office. I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.
Phil: Nailed it.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Is there anything else you need for your procedure?
Phil: Um, I think I'm supposed to have ice cream.
Claire: Hmm. Actually, I don't-
Phil: I'm sorry. Is it a vasecto-you, or a vasectomy?