Claire Quote #290
Alex: Okay, we cut last period. Big deal, because we're shaving the backs of our necks, which is totally a style.
But of course now you're going to freak out, like you always do about every little thing.
Claire: Let's do it.
Alex: What?
Claire: Yeah. Yeah. Let's shave up some heads. Come on. Who's first?
Alex: Uh, okay. Okay, mom, we- We don't need you to do that.
Claire: Are you afraid?
Alex: I'm not afraid!
Claire: Then let's do this. It's shaving time. Shavy gravy. Shaved by the bell.
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
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