Cameron Quote #454
Jeoux: Oh, is this the Mitchell you're helping out because he wants his boyfriend to get a job? [Longinus and Mitchell signal for Jeoux to stop] I don't know what you're doing. Should I wave? Did your boyfriend take the job?
Mitchell: Oh, my God! That looks so good on you, Cam!
Cameron: Don't even. It is everything I can do to not create a scene right now. You will pay for this.
[Alarm blares as Cameron storms out of the store wearing a new shirt]
Cameron: And this. [grabs a scarf] And this.
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