Phil Quote #663
Phil: [aside to camera] "You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child, because it's easy to do." [as Julia Child] "Save the giblets."
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Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] While often lumped together, gay men and lesbians have less in common than one might think.
Cameron: Like in the Venn diagram of sexual identity, you have gay men...
Mitchell: And straight men. Both the same gender.
Cameron: Then you have gay men...
Mitchell: And straight women. Both attracted to the same gender. But gay men and lesbians? No.
Cameron: Nothing.
Quote from Phil
[montage of people reading "Phil's-osophy":]
Claire: "Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed."
Phil: See?
Alex: "Older black ladies make the best iced tea."
Jay: "Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail."
Gloria: "You can tell a lot about a person from his biography."
Luke: "Watch a sunrise at least once a day."
Manny: "If you love something, set it free, unless it's a tiger."
Mitchell: "If you're ever in jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache."
Phil: "When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'what?!'"
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Quote from En Garde
Phil: [aside to camera] What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret. You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship: Always Be Closing. Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking Mostly Nearby.
Often, People Question Realtors' Sincerity. Take Umbrage. Violators Will- Oh, shoot
Quote from Hit and Run
Phil: [aside to camera] I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams... Wait a minute.