Phil Quote #639
Quote from Phil in Tableau Vivant
Phil: Hey, could you jump on the elevator with me real quick?
Mitchell: Yes. Yes.
Phil: I could use a hand carrying up some stuff from my car. Oh! My goodness. I probably need some empty boxes, don't I? [stepping out of the elevator, doors closing] You know what? You head down, I'll meet you at the glass doors. There was something else. What was it? I know it's in there. Oh, yeah, you're fired.
Mitchell: What? F-fired?! W- What's going on with these things? You trying to open 'em?
Phil: Mm-hmm. I guess I better get somebody.
Mitchell: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait- You're firing me? I-I don't even like this job.
Phil: That can't be safe.
Realtor #1: Is someone trapped in there?
Realtor #2: The guy they fired.
Realtor #1: Oh, the lazy guy?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tableau Vivant’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a stress blinker, um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. I hate it. I-I avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it. Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later we're still married.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis?
Alex: No.
Claire: Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him-
Alex: Sounds like you're the one with the crush! I've just never had a teacher not like me before.
Phil: Well, Ms. Davis.
Alex: Please. She's a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.
Claire: And to think she didn't like you.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. What's the latest theory? "Never say no." I say "no" every day in this house.
Phil: But at night, she's a "yes" machine.
Claire: No.