Phil Quote #636
Quote from Phil in Tableau Vivant
Phil: I am really sorry. About the cold coffee.
Mitchell: It's not that cold. It's lukewarm, so...
Phil: Funny story about that expression. When the kids were younger, um, we had a, uh, a wading pool-
Mitchell: Uh-huh.
Phil: And occasionally, Luke would have an accident, and, um, Alex would scream, and we'd say, um, "It's okay, honey, he's just making it lukewarm."
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‘Tableau Vivant’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a stress blinker, um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. I hate it. I-I avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it. Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later we're still married.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis?
Alex: No.
Claire: Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him-
Alex: Sounds like you're the one with the crush! I've just never had a teacher not like me before.
Phil: Well, Ms. Davis.
Alex: Please. She's a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.
Claire: And to think she didn't like you.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. What's the latest theory? "Never say no." I say "no" every day in this house.
Phil: But at night, she's a "yes" machine.
Claire: No.