Gloria Quote #279
Quote from Gloria in Tableau Vivant
Jay: I'm anxious to hear what you think. I see it growing on ya. It's like Maxine when she first tried it. You know, she-
Gloria: I don't like it.
Jay: You probably didn't get all-
Gloria: Jay, I try it. I don't like it.
Jay: That's all you can say?
Gloria: It tastes bad in my mouth. It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper.
Jay: Okay, fair enough. Maybe a little picky, though, from someone who prepared a Colombian specialty and said, "Why are you not eating the hooves? They're the best part."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tableau Vivant’ Quotes
Quote from Alex
Claire: Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis?
Alex: No.
Claire: Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him-
Alex: Sounds like you're the one with the crush! I've just never had a teacher not like me before.
Phil: Well, Ms. Davis.
Alex: Please. She's a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.
Claire: And to think she didn't like you.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a stress blinker, um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. I hate it. I-I avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it. Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later we're still married.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. What's the latest theory? "Never say no." I say "no" every day in this house.
Phil: But at night, she's a "yes" machine.
Claire: No.