Gloria Quote #275

Quote from Gloria in Disneyland

Jay: Gloria! Gloria, sit down for a second.
Gloria: I'm fine, Jay.
Jay: Please? Look. You may not be in pain, okay, but I'm in pain just thinking you're in pain. So humor me for one minute.
Gloria: What are those?
Jay: There wasn't a big selection at the Bibbidi Bobbidi boutique.
Gloria: Are you crazy? I cannot walk around in public with these things. They're so yellow and so ugly. And and they're so softy and so comfortable. Jay, what is this? Thank you for going shopping for me. Thank you for worrying about my feet. Thank you for giving me your jacket when I'm cold. You're such a good man, Jay.

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