Phil Quote #631
Quote from Phil in Disneyland
Jay: You look like hell.
Phil: I'm feeling a little dizzy. I think that ride did something to me.
Jay: The fluid in your inner ear is thickening. That's what happens when you get old.
Phil: It is?
Jay: Yeah, you can't take the motion. I gotta pop a dramamine to get in my swivel chair.
Phil: That is not it. I'm king of the roller coasters. I think I just put too big of a whipped cream smile on my pancake this morning.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Disneyland’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] We're doing a stock market project in school, and today's the last day. We all get a thousand fake dollars to invest, and as the market closed yesterday, I'm in the lead. I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Which is good because the ladies love that, and I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Claire and Mitchell were young, their mom and I were gonna take them to Disneyland. But that morning, Dede and I got in this huge fight over something or other - surprise, surprise - and I ended up taking them on my own. Claire's biggest fear was running into the evil queen. My biggest fear was that I married her.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Okay, everybody's looking at us. I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.