Haley Quote #127
Quote from Haley in The Last Walt
Haley: I'm just thinking out loud here. What if I get a chaperone that my parents approve of? Would it be okay then?
Gloria: Well, I guess so. You know, it would be good for Manny to have a little bit of fun. Do you mind if he stays here for the party?
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Mind? The plan depended on him.
[cut to:]
Claire: I don't suppose you've thought of a chaperone?
Haley: Of course not, Mom, because it's going to be a wild party and I'm trying to get away with something, as usual. Yes, I thought of a chaperone. My Uncle who already said he would do it. But if that's gonna be a problem, I think I should just call everybody-
Claire: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's fine.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: And thank you, Uncle Manny.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Walt’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: [aside to camera] Walt, our elderly next door neighbor, died. He and Luke were pretty close, so we have to tell him. I'm a little nervous about it.
Phil: I think we should break it to him slowly.
Claire: Like how?
Phil: Well, first we'd say, "Luke, your friend Walt has a cold. You shouldn't go over there." Next day, "Bad news. Walt's in the hospital, but he's still cracking jokes with the nurses." Next day, "They're trying an experimental drug. Fingers crossed." Next day, "His body rebelled. He's in a coma." Next day, he rallies. Next day, coma. Next day, coma. Next day, coma. Next day, eye flutter.
Claire: Stop. Just stop. Stop.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh. Oh, Luke, we have some bad news for you. It's about Walt. I'm afraid he passed away.
Phil: Um, it happened yesterday. He finished writing an angry letter to the postmaster general, and he just fell asleep.
Luke: Okay.
Phil: It was very peaceful. Not the letter. That was full of threats, but...
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, I missed a call from my dad.
Cameron: Oh, let me guess. Is he calling to cancel? What's his excuse this time?
Mitchell: You know, that's a really mean thing to assume, Cam. I really wish you'd give my dad a break for once.
Cameron: Oh, please. You know Jay doesn't like my dad. He thinks he's some bumpkin from the sticks. Well, I will have you know that Merle Stonewall Tucker is one of the most respected farmers in all of Hell's Hollow, Missouri.
Mitchell: Okay, you're not hearing yourself.