Jay Quote #419
Quote from Jay in Election Day
Jay: Boy, I'd sure like to see the sweet sight of my vote counting.
Dottie: Why would I say I'd do something and not do it? That would make me a liar instead of a trusting widow who fell asleep in the warm embrace of a man who promised to make breakfast.
Jay: Okay, here it is. Look, I am so sorry. You were the first woman I'd been with besides my ex in thirty-five years. I panicked. An- And it wasn't 'cause y- you weren't pretty naked or anything like that. I'd have run from Angie Dickinson.
Dottie: Oh, lucky her.
Jay: Dottie.
Dottie: Good-bye, Jay!
Jay: Dottie, Dottie, please. I'm just trying to get my ballot in the box.
Dottie: Oh, yeah, that sounds familiar.
Jay: Yeah, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put it in! Uhh. Shouldn't have said that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.