Claire Quote #256
Quote from Claire in Send Out the Clowns
Claire: Okay. You two are deliberately not confirming me. Everybody else has accepted my Facebook requests: your father, Uncle Mitchell, Adele. That's right. Adele has agreed to be my friend, and my own daughters haven't.
Alex: Yeah, you may just be a fan of Adele, and...
Claire: What is so private that I can't possibly see it?
Haley: Nothing. Nothing.
Claire: So you just don't want to be my friend? Great. I can see my next status update, "My daughters are monsters."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Send Out the Clowns’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] This week, the world lost a great man, and I lost a mentor. For nearly 60 years, Professor Ringmaster Al Uzielli helped young hopefuls like me find their clown persona.
Mitchell: "Professor Ringmaster"?
Cameron: It's a very prestigious title at Clown College. One step below Piemaster General.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Kids are looking for role models. Why do you think Fonzie was so popular?
Gloria: He told people that they were rich, but really took their money with his scheme?
Jay: No, that's a- Yes. Those people were victims of a Fonzie scheme.
Quote from Manny
[montage:]
Manny: Salutations, Wyatt. I'm so glad you're joining me for an afternoon of mirth.
Manny: Ah, good evening, Reuben-San. May I ask you to remove your shoes? Tonight, we are going Japanese.
Manny: Ah! Hebalaboo ridabeley lai mubay rumboo. I invented a new language this morning.