Phil Quote #584
Luke: They're gonna ruin trapezing. I bet they don't even catch me.
Manny: Why are you so afraid of them? They're reasonable. Why don't we just suggest they stay home, considering they're all on their menst-
Phil: Shh! The first rule of dealing with the cycle: You never mention the cycle. You tiptoe around it. The woman's actually taken great pains to hide the monster she's become. But if you acknowledge it, that brings the monster forth.
Luke: My God. And there's three of them.
Phil: It's okay. I have a plan. It's kind of traditional for people to lean in when somebody says, "I have a plan."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Leap Day’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Leap day is stupid.
Jay: You're not understanding the logic behind it. A year is actually 365.25 days. Every four years, we gain one day. If we didn't adjust the calendar in, say, 40 years, February would almost be January.
Gloria: That's not my problem, and it's definitely not your problem.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I totally missed the connection. A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Happy Birthday to me.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I'm 10!
Mitchell: 40!
Cameron: I was born February 29th, and there have been ten of those in my lifetime, therefore I'm 10! It's fun.
Mitchell: It's so much fun.