Claire Quote #255
Phil: Seriously? There's nothing you can do?
Pete: I'm sorry. You just missed the cutoff. How about we see you next time?
Claire: How about you make an exception and strap him in there?
Haley: Yeah, we're, like, ten minutes past your deadline, anyway.
Alex: And you don't want to make us angry today.
Pete: Ladies, uh, I really can't make any exceptions.
Claire: "Ladies"?
Alex: Seriously, Pete?
Haley: No, I don't think "ladies"-
Modern Family Quotes
‘Leap Day’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Leap day is stupid.
Jay: You're not understanding the logic behind it. A year is actually 365.25 days. Every four years, we gain one day. If we didn't adjust the calendar in, say, 40 years, February would almost be January.
Gloria: That's not my problem, and it's definitely not your problem.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I totally missed the connection. A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Happy Birthday to me.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: I'm 10!
Mitchell: 40!
Cameron: I was born February 29th, and there have been ten of those in my lifetime, therefore I'm 10! It's fun.
Mitchell: It's so much fun.