Gloria Quote #247
Quote from Gloria in Virgin Territory
Gloria: So how often do you come here?
Claire: Not that often. [Man taps on the glass and waves at Claire] No. Hey. Maybe a little often.
Gloria: That's so sad.
Claire: I live with four teenagers. You live with two adults. You have no idea-
Gloria: No, no, no. It's so sad that you come here so often and that's the best that you can shoot. [shot] And that's with pretty nails.
Claire: But improper stance.
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Cameron: Yeah.
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