Claire Quote #253
Quote from Claire in Virgin Territory
Claire: I didn't come back here to do yoga. I don't do yoga. It's a cover, okay? Look I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together.
Gloria: No, not really.
Claire: My point is that my life can be very stressful. And I have found a way to cope with that stress. And it's my little secret. And I'm not proud of it.
Man: Hey, Claire. See you inside.
Claire: Hey!
Gloria: Is that what you do?
Claire: No. No! Okay. You're coming with me. Come in. But listen to me. Gloria It has to stay between us. This is my sacred space.
[Inside the firing range:]
Claire: [shot, shot, shot] It's just such a great release. Thank you for not judging me.
Gloria: Why would I? If anything, it makes me like you more.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Virgin Territory’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Do you think it would be offensive if I asked our daughter to walk on my back?
Phil: I'd say so. I just offered to give you a massage.
Quote from Haley
Haley: What were you thinking saying that in front of him?
Alex: I'm sorry. It slipped out. Besides, I figured he knew. Mom knows.
Haley: Only because she dragged it out of Dylan. And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college, which means he might have never found out.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It's my fault Cam fell.
Mitchell: No, no need. Uh, the My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor.
Phil: Well, I can go. I'm taking the girls to the mall anyway.
Mitchell: Oh, that'd be great.
Cameron: Yeah. And don't worry. She has medical insurance.
Mitchell: Yeah, and I think we've met our deductible for the year, so you should be good.
Cameron: Yeah.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork!