Cameron Quote #382

Quote from Cameron in Aunt Mommy

Cameron: Look. This is what my baby with Claire would look like.
Mitchell: What is this? What-
Cameron: Okay, well, I found a web site where couples can upload pictures and then it shows them what their baby would look like. This is Gloria and I. Couldn't resist.
Mitchell: Wow. That- That looks exactly like Manny. Like- Like weirdly so. What- What's this other picture?
Cameron: Don't be jealous. But this Is me and Justin Timberlake.
Mitchell: Cam, we have a problem.
Cameron: Oh, what? You can talk about Ryan Gosling all day, but the moment I say something...

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 ‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.

Quote from Haley

Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.