Mitchell Quote #276
Quote from Mitchell in Aunt Mommy
Claire: I wanna do something I never do, brag about my kids. Today, they were resourceful, they were responsible, they- [cut]
Phil: Put 40% down. It was worth showing the house five times and waiting- [cut]
Cameron: Almost a year. Seriously! Who do you have to- [cut]
Phil: Blow. That's really hot. Why don't you let it cool down? Try some of the- [cut]
Mitchell: Mexican! The baby is clearly Mexican! So, you know, the swirl is out. Ugh. It's enough to make you lose- [cut]
Claire: Track. Is this my fourth drink? It's my fourth. I said "four" twice, didn't I? I did, didn't I?
Mitchell: I think we're gonna need four cabs- Two! Two! You made me!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.