Cameron Quote #379

Quote from Cameron in Aunt Mommy

Mitchell: Well, we did our good deed for the day.
Cameron: Yeah, for the enemy. Don't they have enough?
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: It's been about a year since we decided to adopt a boy. Meanwhile, our friends Steven and Stefan decided that they wanted a baby, too.
Cameron: [muttering] Wonder where they got that idea?
Mitchell: Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid because they went through a surrogate.
Cameron: [muttering] Which is all they talk about.
Mitchell: Are you gonna keep doing that?
Cameron: [muttering] I might.

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 ‘Aunt Mommy’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.

Quote from Haley

Haley: Mom heard us say we were bored.
Phil: Suckers.
Alex: She heard us from outside.
Haley: She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- Wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait. Are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.
Alex: You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: It's perfect! It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you!
Mitchell: No, no! It's part you and part Claire. I'm nowhere in there. And it's not like I can pretend. It's- She's not some egg donor that we don't know. It's Claire. You know, we see her all the time. And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!"
Cameron: Adorable.
Mitchell: No, not adorable. Appalachian.