Jay Quote #390
Quote from Jay in Little Bo Bleep
Claire: I am glad that my opponent brought this up, as I feel that it speaks to his character more than mine. I think that we should raise the level of discourse and get back to the issues that the voters really care about.
Man: When he was naked, what were you wearing?
Claire: I don't think that's relevant.
Woman: Are you sex freaks?
Claire: My personal life has nothing to do with this. Uh... The... My opponent has brought this up to distract from his own record, which shows that in- in six years, he has achieved nothing more than writing one ordinance that allows private parties to have more than eight dogs. Hmm. Hmm.
Jay: It's like watching the "hindenburg."
Gloria: This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
Phil: Excuse me!
Jay: Stand by.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Little Bo Bleep’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: What about the wedding? What if she says it there? She's like a ticking time bomb!
Mitchell: Well, what are we gonna do, cancel?
Cameron: Yes. Maybe we just call and say, "We're not going to any more weddings until the gays can get married."
Mitchell: Oh, so now we're political? We leave town on gay pride weekend because we don't like the traffic.
Quote from Alex
Alex: Mom, just be confident.
Claire: Mm-hmm? Based on what? I just lost a debate in my living room, and people think I'm unlikable.
Alex: That's just the word men use for powerful women because they feel threatened. So just forget everything else and be proud and powerful.
Claire: How did you get so smart?
Alex: I've always assumed adoption or baby switch.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Busy day at the Dunphy compound. We have a wedding tonight, and this afternoon, Claire is debating Duane Bailey in the race for town council. And now the "weekly saver" says that some voters find Claire, quote, "angry and unlikable." To those voters, I say, "Wait till she sees this."