Phil Quote #538
Phil: Let me just come to you. I bet I know what your question is. You're probably wondering if there's sixth key.
Guy: No, I was wondering about- I was wondering about accelerated escrow.
Phil: If it works for both parties, it's a great way to expedite the deal. But back to your first question about this mysterious sixth key.
Guy: I didn't say anything-
Phil: The sixth key is the key to the new home that you purchased below market using the simple principles that you learned here today But not so simple that you don't still need the professional services of Woosnum, Keneally and Dunphy! Thank you for coming. [confetti cannon fires] Son of a-!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Egg Drop’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
[asides to camera, separately:]
Phil: Claire and Jay are incredibly competitive.
Gloria: Tennis games, card games, everything. Who knows why?
Mitchell: Claire is the son that my dad never had. I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. I did once, but he did not attend.
Quote from Haley
Luke: Ugh! I wouldn't have to do any of this if Alex would just let me use hers from when she took the class.
Alex: Never. That design is my intellectual property. I think it has applications for unmanned space flight.
Haley: Keep talking like that and you'll go through life unmanned.
Quote from Jay
Claire: You know, this is your fault.
Jay: What?
Claire: The way we compete with each other it's sick. It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.
Jay: How do you figure that?
Claire: Dad! You pushed me into sports. You never let me win. You know, that stuff, it does something to a girl.
Jay: For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.