Mitchell Quote #258
Quote from Mitchell in Egg Drop
Mitchell: [aside to camera:] We're meeting with prospective birth mothers.
Cameron: We've had a few of these meetings, and they're very nerve-racking. You want to look good, you want to make a good first impression. Kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually, it's- It's the opposite of a first date. You don't wanna have sex, but you do want a baby.
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Quote from Mitchell
[asides to camera, separately:]
Phil: Claire and Jay are incredibly competitive.
Gloria: Tennis games, card games, everything. Who knows why?
Mitchell: Claire is the son that my dad never had. I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. I did once, but he did not attend.
Quote from Haley
Luke: Ugh! I wouldn't have to do any of this if Alex would just let me use hers from when she took the class.
Alex: Never. That design is my intellectual property. I think it has applications for unmanned space flight.
Haley: Keep talking like that and you'll go through life unmanned.
Quote from Jay
Claire: You know, this is your fault.
Jay: What?
Claire: The way we compete with each other it's sick. It's so sick, two 13-year-olds know how to take advantage of us. And you know what? You made me this way.
Jay: How do you figure that?
Claire: Dad! You pushed me into sports. You never let me win. You know, that stuff, it does something to a girl.
Jay: For your information, you came out of the womb like that. I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there you bumped off.